retsuko: (no internet logic)
retsuko ([personal profile] retsuko) wrote2009-12-11 08:42 am
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Worst Band Names: 2009

The Onion A.V. Club's list of Worst/Funniest/Oddest Band Names of 2009 is up! Link contains some NSFW material, but the problem is more likely to be that your sounds of laughter and disbelief will distract co-workers from no doubt very important tasks.

Highlights include:

* Moth!Fight!

(I kind of want to hear this band. I'm imagining all insect-themed thrash metal tunes.)

* Predominant Moritification

(On what planet do either of these two words make for a good band name? But together, it's a certain kind of genius!)

* Rebels Without Applause

(If they do James Dean tribute music, then it's all good.)

* Baby Got Bacteria

(Maybe they're a bunch of epidemiologists with too much time on their hands and secret dreams of hip hop stardom??)

* We Must Dismantle All This

(To the tune of "As Time Goes By": We must dismantle all this, the music's hit or miss, the hype is do or die; the world will always welcome weird bands, as the 'net goes by. OK, that only sort of worked, but the name itself only sort of works.)

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