Movie Walk Out!

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011 08:49 am
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There's an interesting essay over on The Onion's A.V. Club page about whether you should be able to ask for a refund from a theater if you don't like the movie. I've never, ever walked out of a movie, although I have received refunds and free tickets from a theater when there were projector problems (in the case of one of the "The Mummy" films, the movie was so bad anyway that the projector breaking down didn't really bother me; in the case of "Doubt", I did notice a strange shadow on the screen throughout the whole film, and was pleased that the manager of the theater was waiting at the exit, freebie tickets in hand and apology at the ready.)

There have certainly been movies that I wanted to walk out of, but didn't do so because I was with someone else. For example, "Event Horizon" was awful and gross, but I was with a friend who didn't seem bothered by the content, so I just waited for it to be over. (After the movie, a guy in front of us was going on and on about how great it had been, and my friend and I walked to our car, silent. After a long while, she said, "I wish I could have seen the movie he saw, because it sounded really cool.") "Mortal Combat 2" was so laughably terrible that I couldn't take seriously at all; it also helped that the theater was filled with drunken frat boys who kept screaming "MORTAL COMBAAAAATTTT!!!" at every conceivable opportunity. The film itself was horrifically stupid, but the viewing atmosphere was fabulous. And the part of me that doesn't like hyper-violence wishes I had walked out of "Kill Bill, Part 1", because, well, I just can't un-see things.

But, in general, I feel like asking for a refund from the theater itself is counter-productive. The staff didn't make the film; they're just showing it to you. You're paying for the opportunity to sit in the theater and watch a movie, not comment on its content. If you want to vote with your dollars, shouldn't you have already done so before walking into a movie? There are plenty of reviews out there that will tell you if the film is your cup of tea, and even though I think the ratings system is deeply flawed, at least it gives you some indication of what you're about to see. But perhaps I am overthinking it. I know that some people just walk into a movie, judging it by its poster and crossing their fingers. Do they get a refund if they don't like the content?

[Poll #1761434]

I try to come up with a straight answer to this and keep going around in circles. Say there was a scene in the movie that you were utterly unprepared for, even after doing research and reading reviews; would that warrant a refund demand? And how soon is said refund demand appropriate--10 minutes into the movie? 20? The end? There's a detail of the social contract here that I'm definitely confused about.

In all honesty, there are other matters that I feel far more inclined to complain about at the theater, most notably the exceedingly overpriced popcorn and candy. And, then, of course, there are the movies that I WISH I could have walked out of, because they were unpleasant ("American Beauty"--how I despise that film) or boring ("Meet Joe Black" = UGH). Anyway, given how rarely I get to theaters now, I hope never to walk out of a movie and plan to do my review-reading homework as diligently as possible.

Date: 2011-07-13 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blencathra.livejournal.com
I would have walked out of Titanic if I had been able to. As it was I was trapped in the middle of a row in a crowded cinema & unable to move.

Titanic is still up there as the worst movie I've ever seen, but has been joined recently by Twilight. Though at least the latter was a borrowed DVD so I hadn't forked out any money.

But I have to say I wouldn't have dreamed of asking for my money back. I think it's my problem if I didn't like it. Obviously many, many people loved both those films! However, i would ask for my money back if there were technical problems.

Date: 2011-07-13 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] retsuko.livejournal.com
I want to high-five you right now; I hated Titanic, too, but I was in a horribly crowded theater and seemed to be the only one not enjoying myself! People were in tears around me, and I was glancing at my watch and rolling my eyes. And, yeah, Twilight. So boring. "Eclipse" was so dull that I couldn't even find things to snark at, and it was not improved by alcohol, either (we were watching it on DVD at home.) :p

Date: 2011-07-13 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhiannon76.livejournal.com
Heh, I saw a free showing of "Titanic" at Smith the year I worked as an RC, and I just remember people all around me were sniffling or even bawling for what seemed like an hour before the damn thing ended. My friend and I, on the other hand, were trying our hardest not to laugh too loudly at how ridiculously overwrought it all was.

In general, I feel that it's not the theater's fault if I don't like a movie that I paid to see, and I've never considered asking for a refund. I've also never walked out of anything, though I really wanted to walk out of "Dogville", which was the worst piece of rape-culture-dressed-up-as-high-art shit that I've ever seen. (I didn't, because I was with someone who wanted to see it; and I knew nothing about the film beforehand, hadn't even heard of it until my companion suggested it when we were trying to pick a movie to go watch.)

I have a perverse, schadenfreude-filled love of the Twilight films, but I have to go to them with [livejournal.com profile] hecubuscathead and we have to heckle the entire way through. (It helps if you've read [livejournal.com profile] cleolinda's recaps of the books and/or films-- far better than actually reading the books.) That said, I agree that Eclipse was too dull to even heckle properly. Sigh.

Date: 2011-07-13 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sioneva.livejournal.com
I won't pay money for the Twilight films, but I do like watching them to heckle ;) Haven't seen Eclipse yet but I suppose I'll watch it when it comes out on cable.

Very much looking forward to the last one, because dude, that book was screwed up and even a sanitized version of it has to be bad!

Date: 2011-07-13 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] retsuko.livejournal.com
Oh, the Twilight films! Definitely not a case where I'd ask for my money back, because it's my own fault (so obviously!) They and Titanic skirt a thin boundary of "so bad it's good" but have never really crossed into the "good" territory for me. Titanic is way too overwrought for its own good and about as subtle as a pile of bricks to the head, and the Twilight movies... are just stupid. I was mildly interested in the Volturi, but even they were dull in Eclipse! (I mean: you're a super badass vampire with kick-ass powers and you're just watching this dull conflict?! Why not come out on top? By doing something??)

I do love me some [livejournal.com profile] cleolinda recaps, but I've been too disorganized lately to get to reading them before the movie viewing. I need to do that. As for Breaking Dawn, there's a perverse part of them that is very excited, because it's going to be a hot mess of crazy, no matter how you slice it.

Date: 2011-07-13 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexeia-drae.livejournal.com
*Gasps* There are other people who don't like Titanic!? You mean I'm not alone!? I need to find others and form a support group now! You don't know how much flak I've gotten for not liking that stinkin' movie!

Date: 2011-07-13 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] retsuko.livejournal.com
Dude--who's been giving you flak? 'Cause they're idiots. :p (In sum: you are not alone!)

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